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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/09/23/it-always-amuses-me-when.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2025 11:47:56 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;It always amuses me when a web site &lt;em&gt;asks&lt;/em&gt; for your information (usually so they can email you the quote &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; sell your address to everyone) but is unable to process the data. 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/08/02/oh-these-spam-text-emails.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 11:54:46 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Oh these spam text / emails are so funny…no, I’m not interested in chatting with beautiful women, no offense to y’all. 🤣🏳️‍🌈&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/04/01/i-saw-this-somewhere-online.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 12:59:38 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I saw this somewhere online yesterday and it made me laugh. 😂&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2025/not-enough-coffee-monday.png&#34; alt=&#34;Auto-generated description: Three illustrations of a person holding varying sizes of coffee cups labeled Small, Medium, and Large, alongside an oversized cup labeled Monday.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The creator &lt;em&gt;(Amy Franke)&lt;/em&gt; has a number of funny prints, giving some serious thought to getting &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amyfranke.com/collections/prints/products/friends-print&#34;&gt;the &lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;Friends&amp;rdquo;&lt;/em&gt; themed&lt;/a&gt; one&amp;hellip; 🤔&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/03/30/my-mother-volunteers-in-a.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2025 18:49:44 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;My mother volunteers in a thrift shop and rescued this sunshade before it was going to be thrown out; the other staff said no one would want the shade but my mother said she knew someone who would love it. 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2025/golden-girls-sunshade.jpeg&#34; alt=&#34;Auto-generated description: A car windshield is covered with a sunshade featuring the image of four older women driving.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;Thank you for being a friend!&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt; 📸&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/03/17/the-world-is-justnot-a.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 20:28:00 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The world is just&amp;hellip;not a great place right now (in my opinion, with my viewpoints of humanity and our existence in the universe) but one can always count on John Oliver for a great laugh. 📺&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2025/f-facebook.jpeg&#34; alt=&#34;Auto-generated description: A screen displays a satirical message about Facebook resembling a town square, surrounded by Christmas decorations.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even though &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver/season-12/2-february-23-2025-facebook&#34;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Last Week Tonight with John Oliver&amp;rdquo;&lt;/a&gt; makes me want to scream at times, it also makes me laugh.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2025/02/26/saw-this-online-somewhere-today.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 11:57:20 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Saw this online somewhere today and it absolutely hit a chord in me; any time I walk on a university campus, with every passing year, I feel older and older. 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2025/feeling-old-at-college.png&#34; alt=&#34;A campus walkway is lined with trees and flags bearing the &#39;UTA&#39; logo, featuring a humorous caption about aging and college students.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Disclaimer:&lt;/em&gt; I do not claim any to this photo.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/11/28/perhaps-watching-with.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 20:41:00 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;🍿 Perhaps watching with a bunch of catty queens after a giant Thanksgiving meal with &lt;em&gt;tons&lt;/em&gt; of wine wasn&amp;rsquo;t the best of ideas&amp;hellip;but the best part of &lt;a href=&#34;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Frosty&#34;&gt;Hot Frosty&lt;/a&gt; was the bloopers at the end. 🍷🦃 I don&amp;rsquo;t think this is going to enter the &lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;must-watch holiday movies&amp;rdquo;&lt;/em&gt; playlist. 🤣
&lt;br /&gt;★☆☆☆☆&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2024/movie-hot-frosty-2024.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;Auto-generated description: A couple stands together in a snowy scene with festive lights and the title Hot Frosty above them.&#34; /&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/11/20/dont-you-just.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 15:35:06 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Don&amp;rsquo;t you just love it when reddit goes down when you&amp;rsquo;re trying to do research&amp;hellip; 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2024/reddit-down.png&#34; alt=&#34;Error message when browsing Reddit: A connection failure message indicates an upstream connect error or reset before headers.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Granted, it was only for a minute but it&amp;rsquo;s still funny to see old-school error messages. 🤭&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/06/10/i-was-looking.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2024 13:06:16 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I was looking at the &lt;a href=&#34;https://porkbun.com/about&#34;&gt;about page&lt;/a&gt; on the &lt;a href=&#34;https://porkbun.com&#34;&gt;Porkbun&lt;/a&gt; website and started laughing when I noticed they have a &lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;plant&amp;rdquo;&lt;/em&gt; on staff. 🌱&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;When Steve was a young sprout she longed for a day where lounging around in some office window sill was all she had to worry about. After spending a bit of time being sent from greenhouse to greenhouse she eventually found her spot in the Porkbun office.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;/br /&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a plant Steve mostly just sits there and creates oxygen. She does enjoy a cool sip of water from time to time and listening to some good tunes but mostly she just photosynthesizes.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Laughing so hard&amp;hellip; 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2024/porkbun-workers.png&#34; alt=&#34;A pop-up window features a humorous staff profile named Steve, a plant, amidst other team members&#39; photoss with professional titles.&#34; /&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/02/25/the-perils-of.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2024 15:59:48 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The perils of living with a non-coffee drinker: he walked in and asked in an accusatory tone: &lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;why does it smell like Seattle in here?&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt; 🤣☕️&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/02/16/i-queued-up.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 15:14:48 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;🎵 I queued up this week&amp;rsquo;s episode the &lt;a href=&#34;https://www.theverge.com/the-vergecast&#34;&gt;Vergecast&lt;/a&gt; and a french commercial for cat food immediately started playing. 🤨 Forgot I left my iPad &lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;vpn-ed&amp;rdquo;&lt;/em&gt; out to France last night, gotta love dynamic ad insertion. 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2024/01/16/my-parter-and.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2024 10:44:16 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;My Parter and I went for a walk last night, in the falling snow (it&amp;rsquo;s a tradition of ours, to go for a walk during the first &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; snowfall) and had a great time&amp;hellip;right until the very end: I hit a patch of ice and went down &lt;strong&gt;hard&lt;/strong&gt;. 🤕 Woke up today feeling like I&amp;rsquo;ve been through a &lt;a href=&#34;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangle_(machine)&#34;&gt;clothes press&lt;/a&gt;. 😂&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/11/15/ive-never-seen.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2023 20:06:10 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve never seen the food court at Costco so full…and given the amount of screaming babies around, it doesn’t sound like anyone is happy about it. 🤪😂😅&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/11/12/two-thanksgivings-downim.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2023 20:18:04 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;📷 Two Thanksgivings down&amp;hellip;I&amp;rsquo;m honestly not sure how many more to go at this point&amp;hellip; 😭🤣&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2023/2nd-thanksgiving.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;Various Thanksgiving food (stuffing / dressing, salad, potatoes, cranberry sauce, roll) on a paper plate, with a fork.&#34; /&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/10/26/yup-hes-still.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2023 12:14:30 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Yup, he&amp;rsquo;s still not happy with the construction&amp;hellip;it&amp;rsquo;s almost done but I can tell he&amp;rsquo;s plotting our downfall. 😼😹🐈📷&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2023/construction-cat.jpg&#34; width=&#34;600&#34; height=&#34;439&#34; alt=&#34;Grey cat, on new (fake) hardwood flooring, in the glow of cloudy daylight, looking into the distance. The flooring is vertical planked, with brown carpet in the upper-right corner and mesh anti-slip pads in the upper left corner of the photo, with just the hint of a door.&#34; /&gt;
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      <title> It&#39;s too early for this, right?</title>
      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/10/13/its-too-early.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 13:06:45 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Went to a hardware store last night (my Partner is ripping up the carpet and putting in new flooring) and as we walked in, we were &lt;em&gt;assaulted&lt;/em&gt; with Christmas cheer. Given the past few weeks, I was digging it but a couple walked in after us and one of them was complaining it was too early for Christmas stuff. 🎄 I was inclined to disagree but I didn&amp;rsquo;t say anything&amp;hellip;just smiled beneath my mask. 📷&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2023/christmas-too-early.jpg&#34; alt=&#34;Christmas display at a hardware store: two Santa&#39;s standing in front of a series of pre-lit Christmas trees (some green, some sprayed with fake snow), and a giant arch made of holly, ribbons and bows.&#34; /&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/10/10/if-i-were.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2023 15:55:55 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;ldquo;If I were a blessing, I&amp;rsquo;d run around naked&amp;rdquo;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src=&#34;https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8317/2023/blessing-in-disguise.gif&#34; alt=&#34;GIF image of Sophia from the Golden Girls, in funeral-black with pearls, waving her hands about. The text in the Gif: I always wondered why blessing wore disguises; If I were a blessing, I&#39;d run around naked.&#34; /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As always, we can count on the &lt;a href=&#34;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Girls&#34;&gt;Golden Girls&lt;/a&gt; to cheer us up and offer a bit of truth with humor.&lt;/p&gt;
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      <link>https://lostinhaste.com/2023/09/27/i-have-a.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2023 10:32:35 -0500</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I have a &lt;em&gt;lovely&lt;/em&gt; cold and in the Daily Stand-Up today, the Product Owner suggested I sing &lt;a href=&#34;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelly_Cat&#34;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Smelly Cat&amp;rdquo;&lt;/a&gt; after the meeting. 🤣&lt;/p&gt;
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