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It always amuses me when a web site asks for your information (usually so they can email you the quote and sell your address to everyone) but is unable to process the data. 🀣

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Oh these spam text / emails are so funny…no, I’m not interested in chatting with beautiful women, no offense to y’all. πŸ€£πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I saw this somewhere online yesterday and it made me laugh. πŸ˜‚

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The creator (Amy Franke) has a number of funny prints, giving some serious thought to getting the “Friends” themed one… πŸ€”

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My mother volunteers in a thrift shop and rescued this sunshade before it was going to be thrown out; the other staff said no one would want the shade but my mother said she knew someone who would love it. 🀣

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“Thank you for being a friend!" πŸ“Έ

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The world is just…not a great place right now (in my opinion, with my viewpoints of humanity and our existence in the universe) but one can always count on John Oliver for a great laugh. πŸ“Ί

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Even though “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” makes me want to scream at times, it also makes me laugh.

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Saw this online somewhere today and it absolutely hit a chord in me; any time I walk on a university campus, with every passing year, I feel older and older. 🀣

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Disclaimer: I do not claim any to this photo.

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🍿 Perhaps watching with a bunch of catty queens after a giant Thanksgiving meal with tons of wine wasn’t the best of ideas…but the best part of Hot Frosty was the bloopers at the end. πŸ·πŸ¦ƒ I don’t think this is going to enter the “must-watch holiday movies” playlist. 🀣\n
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Don’t you just love it when reddit goes down when you’re trying to do research… 🀣

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Granted, it was only for a minute but it’s still funny to see old-school error messages. 🀭

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I was looking at the about page on the Porkbun website and started laughing when I noticed they have a “plant” on staff. 🌱

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When Steve was a young sprout she longed for a day where lounging around in some office window sill was all she had to worry about. After spending a bit of time being sent from greenhouse to greenhouse she eventually found her spot in the Porkbun office.
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As a plant Steve mostly just sits there and creates oxygen. She does enjoy a cool sip of water from time to time and listening to some good tunes but mostly she just photosynthesizes.

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Laughing so hard… 🀣

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The perils of living with a non-coffee drinker: he walked in and asked in an accusatory tone: “why does it smell like Seattle in here?" πŸ€£β˜•οΈ

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🎡 I queued up this week’s episode the Vergecast and a french commercial for cat food immediately started playing. 🀨 Forgot I left my iPad “vpn-ed” out to France last night, gotta love dynamic ad insertion. 🀣

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My Parter and I went for a walk last night, in the falling snow (it’s a tradition of ours, to go for a walk during the first real snowfall) and had a great time…right until the very end: I hit a patch of ice and went down hard. πŸ€• Woke up today feeling like I’ve been through a clothes press. πŸ˜‚

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I’ve never seen the food court at Costco so full…and given the amount of screaming babies around, it doesn’t sound like anyone is happy about it. πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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πŸ“· Two Thanksgivings down…I’m honestly not sure how many more to go at this point… 😭🀣

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Yup, he’s still not happy with the construction…it’s almost done but I can tell he’s plotting our downfall. πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜ΉπŸˆπŸ“·

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Went to a hardware store last night (my Partner is ripping up the carpet and putting in new flooring) and as we walked in, we were assaulted with Christmas cheer. Given the past few weeks, I was digging it but a couple walked in after us and one of them was complaining it was too early for Christmas stuff. πŸŽ„ I was inclined to disagree but I didn’t say anything…just smiled beneath my mask. πŸ“·

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“If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked”

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As always, we can count on the Golden Girls to cheer us up and offer a bit of truth with humor.

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I have a lovely cold and in the Daily Stand-Up today, the Product Owner suggested I sing “Smelly Cat” after the meeting. 🀣

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