Lost In Haste

Why is it every time you want to clean something, there are no cleaning supplies to be found?  Its almost like they know you need to use them so the sponge and mop play hide-and-seek…  And as soon as you go buy more, the old supplies show up right after you opened the new ones!!

Of course, this happened to me when I went to clean the bathroom.  When I get to a certain level of anger, I like to clean up stuff.  Cleaning relaxes me in such a way that I don’t want to hurt those responsible for putting me in the mood in the first place.  I don’t know why, but it works like a charm every time.

After being shoved into my cleaning thing, I set my sights on the bathroom, which hadn’t been cleaned in forever!  Why you ask?  Simply put, my brother is a pig.  He can’t be bothered to clean his own room so of course he could care less about the filthy bathroom.

So, I threw all of his $hit (how can a straight man have so many different hair products is beyond me) into his room, tossed my stuff (yes, I have more stuff that he does) in the direction of my room, and got down to business.  I wont go into the details (and after all, who would read them), but it wasn’t pretty…  In fact, it was downright horrifying…

But in the end, the cleaning supplies won the day and I now have a bleach-smelling, fillth free bathroom!