Lost In Haste

Well, this has been the oddest weekend of the summer and it isn’t even over yet.  I got drunk, exercised, and then stuffed myself silly, all in just two days!!!  Perhaps I should start at the beginning.  Once upon a time…

Ok, so I got a call from Tammy Thursday night about going out for drinks on Friday night.  Naturally, she called me when I was trying to go to sleep because I had to get up early for work the next day, but that is beside the point.  Anyway, I eventually relented to her persuasions and agreed to go.  BIG MISTAKE!  I went, I drank, but I definitely didn’t conquer.  I did get to spread a TON of drama, as usual…  However, it was all worth it, because I had the BEST cosmopolitan of my life at the Morgan Street Bar! 

So, I get home from the bars at 3am and crash and then get up to go bike ridding at 11!  How f@#$ed up is that?!  Matt, JP, and I rode down to the Katty Trail from my house and spent a good two and half hours on it.  My ass is killing me, still!!!  …and not in a good way…  ;)  We probably rode somewhere in-between 12 to 14 miles.  Talk about a lot of exercise!

Well, we ride up the MASSIVE hill to my house and all three of us are dead.  Having just exercised, I was starved so natural, I created the biggest sandwich of my life and snarfed it down.  Immediately, after that, I took a shower and went out to eat with Diane 2.0 (for those of you who dont know, I’m best friends with two, count that, two Dianes).  So, after we get done stuffing ourselves with Chinese food, we go to the movies (go see The DaVinci Code, it is amazing), and then end up getting ice cream!  So, I killed my ass (I either need to get a bigger seat for my bike or a smaller ass…) in an attempt begin the weight-loss process, I pigged out!

Well, thats my story and I’m sticking to it.